Turd Cowboy — Dog Waste Removal, Farmington UT

Your yard's calling — it's sick of taking crap

We ride in weekly, scoop every last landmine, and ride out. No gloves. No gagging. No "whose turn is it."

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Why Turd Cowboy

The premium outfit. Worth every penny.

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Gate + dog photo, every visit

Timestamped proof in your pocket. You never wonder if we came — you watch us come.

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Our own app

GPS tracking, on-the-way alerts, billing, plan changes. Built in-house. See it →

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Fresh bag per yard

Real biosecurity — your dog's waste never touches another yard's. Tools sanitized between stops.

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Treats & a tip of the hat

With your permission, your dog gets a treat every visit. Scoop day becomes their favorite day.

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The Sheriff's Report Card

We see your dog's health signals before anyone. Anything off in the yard, you get a note — free, every visit.

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Earn the Deputy Badge

Six months in the posse: a 3D-printed QR name tag for every dog. Scan it, find their way home.

Billy the Turd lurking by the firepit
How it works

Three steps. Zero shovels (for you).

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Instant quote

Claim your yard

Tell us where you are, how many dogs run the place, and pick a plan. Founding yards lock founding pricing for life.

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The Turd Cowboy rig

We ride in

Same day each week. We scoop every corner into a fresh bag used only for your yard, double-check the fence line, haul it all away, and sanitize our boots and tools between yards. Your yard never shares germs with anyone else's.

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Happy dog at a latched gate

Gate pic + all clear

You get a text when we're done — gate closed, yard clean. Treats for the dog if you've okayed it. That's it.

Public warning

Billy's been spotted.

Reports are coming in from all over Davis County. Trampolines. Pool decks. Swing sets. No yard is safe — until it's a client yard.

Billy the Turd spotted by a trampoline

Who IS this guy? →

The inspection crew

Every yard gets sniffed & approved.

Lab crew member

The Lab

Quality control. If a single pile survives, he will find it and he will judge us.

Aussie crew member

The Aussie

Perimeter patrol. Herds the crew back to the truck when the job's done.

Doodle crew member

The Doodle

Client relations. Mostly here for the treats, honestly.

Sheriff Wyatt and Billy the Turd, spotted on the route
The Story

There's a Sheriff in this town.

Meet Sheriff Wyatt — the lawdog sworn to keep every client yard spotless — and Billy the Turd, the outlaw who keeps him in business. Yes, our poop-scooping company has lore. Your kids are going to love us.

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The App

Watch the truck roll in.

We're building our own app — GPS tracking on scoop day, gate pics in your pocket, notifications, and full control of your plan. Built in-house, founding yards ride first.

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The Turd Cowboy truck
Wyatt and Billy by the swing set
Kids Corral

Free fun for little deputies.

Printable mazes, word roundups, WANTED posters for your dog, a browser game, and the Junior Deputy Club oath. Because a company this ridiculous owes your kids some entertainment.

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Don't let this little outlaw run your backyard — Turd Cowboy
Founding yards

First 50 yards ride for less. Forever.

We're launching in Farmington and the surrounding Davis County towns. Founding yards get locked-in pricing for life, a free initial cleanup, and a free printed storybook.

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Billy the Turd spotted by the swing set
Quick answers

Folks usually ask…

Do I have to sign a contract?

Never. No contracts, cancel anytime. We earn it every visit.

Do I need to be home?

Nope — as long as we can reach the yard. You get an on-the-way alert and a gate photo when we're done.

Is the first cleanup really free?

Yes — free with any recurring founding signup, plus a free printed storybook and your price locked for life.

What about winter?

Dogs go year-round, so we do too. Severe weather may shift a visit; we catch everything the next ride.

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Ready for a yard you can actually enjoy?

First cleanup FREE for founding yards · free printed storybook · price locked for life.

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