Turd Cowboy | Pooper Scooper Service — Davis, Weber & Morgan County UT

You Love Your Dog. We Wrangle the Rest. — Dog Waste Removal, Davis, Weber & Morgan County UT

You love your dog — we wrangle the rest

Davis, Weber & Morgan’s poop-scooping outfit.
Founding rate: weekly rides from $17 — limited time. Gate photo every visit.

We ride in weekly, scoop every last landmine, and ride out. A yard that’s safe for barefoot kids and the dog you love. No gloves. No gagging. No "whose turn is it."

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📞 Call or text (385) 220-4306

Pricing

One honest price. Your yard, handled.

No contracts, no fuel fees, no "processing" nonsense. Pick a cadence and everything rides along at that price — one flat monthly bill, same amount in a 4-ride month and a 5-ride month. First dog included.

Weekly — most popular

Weekly

$17
per visit
★ Founding rate · limited time ★
$73.67/mo · billed monthly, same every month
  • 🐴 Same day, every week — the yard never gets ahead of you
  • 🔥 Builds your Streak in the app
  • 🧸 Best for busy yards, big herds & barefoot kids
Ride Weekly
Every other week — for small producers

Every Other Week

$24
per visit
$52.00/mo · billed monthly, same every month
  • 🌵 For the small producers & the senior dogs
  • 📆 Same weekday, every other week
  • 💰 Lightest monthly bill on the ranch
Ride EOW
One-time cleanup — we'll hide the evidence

One-Time Cleanup

$79
flat, most yards
  • 🎉 Company comin'? We'll hide the evidence
  • 🌱 Spring cleanouts & "we let it go" yards
  • 🏡 Pre-party, pre-listing, pre–in-laws
Book the Cleanup

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How it works

Three steps. Zero shovels (for you).

Swipe the steps

Claimyour yard

Clipboard and stopwatch — instant quote

Tell us where you are, how many dogs run the place, and pick your plan. Your exact price shows on screen in seconds — no haggling, no home visit, no sales call.

Weride in

The Turd Cowboy rig loaded with tools

Same day each week, every corner scooped into a fresh bag used only for your yard. Fence line double-checked, waste hauled away, boots and tools sanitized between stops.

Gate pic+all clear

Happy dog beside a latched wooden gate

A photo of your latched gate and your happy dog land on your phone when we're done. Treats for the pup if you've okayed it, gate locked behind us. That's the whole job.

Route map

We’re building the routes right now.

Every town below is getting a Turd Cowboy route this season. The more yards on a street, the sooner that street rides — so reserving your spot literally moves your town up the list. First rides go out mid-August.

Turd Cowboy route map of Davis County, Utah
SyracuseClintonWest PointSunsetClearfieldLaytonSouth WeberKaysvilleFruit HeightsFarmingtonCentervilleWest BountifulWoods CrossBountifulNorth Salt Lake

Reserve My Spot On The Route

Billy the Turd lurking by the trampoline in a Utah backyard
2Photos every ride
yard & gate
100%Gates latched
& photographed
0Contracts
cancel anytime
25Towns across
3 counties
The App

Your phone knows when we ride.

The Turd Cowboy app puts the whole ride in your pocket: a push when your Cowboy's on the way, photo Report Cards after every pass, the gate check verified, and full control of your plan. Built in-house — iOS & Android coming soon.

See the app →
Account tab — skip, pause, change plansMessage your Cowboy from the appHome tab — next ride and the streakVisits tab — photo Report CardsLock screen — your Cowboy is on his way
📸 Gate check
verified

Flick through the app →

Why Turd Cowboy

The premium outfit. Worth every penny.

Turd Cowboy tech photographing a happy dog at the client gate

Proof, every visit

Proof, every visit

Gate photo + dog photo, timestamped and saved to your account after every single visit. You never wonder if we came.

Tech sealing a fresh waste bag while the dog supervises

No other yard’s germs

Fresh bag per yard

One bag per yard, every time — your dog's waste never touches another property's. Tools sanitized between stops.

Tech arriving at the gate while the dog waits safely inside

Your dog stays safe

Pet-Safe Arrival Protocol

360° camera trucks and a six-step arrival procedure at every gate, every visit. Your dog's safety runs the schedule.

Tech handing a treat to a very good corgi

Scoop day = treat day

Treats (with permission)

With your OK, a treat on every visit — allergies noted right on your account. Your dog learns to love scoop day.

Tech logging the visit on his phone with the Wasatch behind him

Watch it all from your phone

Everything in the app

GPS tracking, on-the-way alerts, visit history, photos, and billing — all in one place — no clunky third-party portal.

Tech double-checking the yard from the front gate

Made right in 24 hours

The guarantee

Miss a spot? Say the word within 24 hours and the Cowboy rides back out free. No contracts — cancel any time.

Tech giving the evidence a once-over before it rides away

We watch their health, too

The Sheriff's Report Card

Free on every visit: a second set of eyes on your dog's health signals, with a heads-up note if anything looks off.

Tech and a young deputy sharing a moment on the front lawn

If they ever get lost

The Deputy Badge

Six months in the posse earns each dog a 3D-printed QR name tag — one scan leads any finder straight back to you.

The inspection crew

Every yard gets sniffed & approved.

The Turd Cowboy clearing a Davis County backyard while Duke the black lab supervises

The Lab

Quality control. If a single pile survives, he will find it and he will judge us.

The Turd Cowboy at work while Blue the Australian shepherd herds the perimeter

The Aussie

Perimeter patrol. Herds the crew back to the truck when the job's done.

The Turd Cowboy scooping while Winnie the bernedoodle inspects the work

The Doodle

Client relations. Mostly here for the treats, honestly.

For the kids

Lore, mazes & a Junior Deputy badge.

Sheriff Wyatt and Billy the Turd by the swing set
The Story

There’s a Sheriff in this town.

Meet Sheriff Wyatt — the lawdog sworn to keep every client yard spotless — and Billy the Turd, the outlaw who keeps him in business. Yes, our poop-scooping company has lore. Your kids are going to love us.

Meet the characters →

Kids Corral

Free fun for little deputies.

Printable mazes, word roundups, WANTED posters for your dog, a browser game, and the Junior Deputy Club oath. Because a company this ridiculous owes your kids some entertainment.

Enter the Corral →

Wanted posters

Know someone who needs this?

Or who could just use a good laugh. Flick through, tap one to bring it front & center, then send it on.

Don’t let this little outlaw run your backyard.
He strikes at dawn. We clean up by noon.
He’s making deposits. We make them disappear.
Your yard deserves better roommates.
Caught brown-handed.

Swipe • tap to center • share

Quick answers

Folks usually ask…

Do I have to sign a contract?

Never. No contracts, cancel anytime. We earn it every visit.

Do I need to be home?

Nope — as long as we can reach the yard. You get an on-the-way alert and a gate photo when we're done.

Is the first cleanup really free?

Yes — start any recurring plan and the initial cleanup is on us. No contract, cancel anytime.

What about winter?

Dogs go year-round, so we do too. Severe weather may shift a visit; we catch everything the next ride.

All the answers →

Ready for a yard — and a weekend — that’s yours again?

Routes opening across Davis, Weber & Morgan County · first rides mid-August · first cleanup FREE with our back to school program · no contracts.

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📞 Call or text the Cowboy — (385) 220-4306