Billy the Turd
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$17/visit
First cleanup FREE
Billy's a bot and gets things wrong — read the FAQ or email a human.
We're building the crew that takes Turd Cowboy past Farmington. You'd drive a truck people wave at, work outside, meet forty dogs a day, and never sit in a meeting. It's honest work and we pay like it.
Gas, gear, gloves, scoopers, bags, deodorizer, uniform and the truck are ours. You bring boots and a driver's license. Every yard you finish gets photographed in the app, so your good work is on the record — that's how the bonus gets paid without anybody arguing about it.
You'll be driving a marked company truck through neighborhoods where kids play. Non-negotiable. 18+.
You don't have to be a trainer. You do have to read a dog and not panic. We'll teach you our arrival protocol.
Customers plan their week around us. Showing up on the day we said is 80% of the job.
Every visit is logged in our app — gate photo, dog photo, notes. If you can text, you can run it.
Latch it, photograph it, tug it. Every time. This is the whole guarantee.
Wave at the neighbors. You're wearing our name in their yard.
No resume needed. No cover letter. Fill this out and Scott reads it himself, usually same day.