Pricing
Pick your ride.
🤠 FOUNDING OFFER — first 50 yards: FREE initial cleanup + a free printed copy of The Ballad of Billy the Turd with any recurring plan.
Founding-yard rates shown — locked for life while you're an active client. Prices per visit, billed monthly. Your first dog is included — +$4/visit per additional pup after that.
Every Other Week
$24
per visit
- Full-yard scoop & haul-away
- Gate-pic confirmation text
- First dog included · +$4/ea after
MOST POPULAR
Weekly
$17
per visit
- Same day every week
- Full-yard scoop & haul-away
- Gate-pic confirmation text
- First dog included · +$4/ea after
One-Time Cleanup
$79
flat, most yards
- Spring cleanouts & "we let it go" yards
- Great before parties or listings
- Quoted up front if it's a big one
Every visit: a fresh bag per yard — your dog's waste never touches another yard's — tools + boots sanitized between stops, gates always closed, waste hauled away (never left in your can unless you ask).
⭐ Ride long enough, earn hardware: every yard active six months earns a free 3D-printed Deputy Badge for each dog — their name up front, a custom QR on the back that leads any finder straight back to you.
No contracts. Cancel anytime. Satisfaction guaranteed — if a visit ever isn't right, tell us and the Cowboy rides back out free.
