Pooper Scooper Prices — Turd Cowboy | Dog Waste Removal Cost Utah
Pricing

One honest price. Your yard, handled.

No contracts, no fuel fees, no "processing" nonsense. Pick a cadence, and every single thing on this page rides along at that price — one flat monthly bill, same amount in a 4-ride month and a 5-ride month. First dog included.

🚧 NOW BUILDING ROUTES across Davis, Weber & Morgan County — reserve your spot and your street moves up the list. First rides mid-August.
Weekly — most popular

Weekly

$17
per visit
★ Founding rate · limited time ★
$73.67/mo · billed monthly, same every month
  • 🐴 Same day, every week — the yard never gets ahead of you
  • 🔥 Builds your Streak in the app
  • 🧸 Best for busy yards, big herds & barefoot kids
Ride Weekly
Every other week — for small producers

Every Other Week

$24
per visit
$52.00/mo · billed monthly, same every month
  • 🌵 For the small producers & the senior dogs
  • 📆 Same weekday, every other week
  • 💰 Lightest monthly bill on the ranch
Ride EOW
One-time cleanup — we'll hide the evidence

One-Time Cleanup

$79
flat, most yards
  • 🎉 Company comin'? We'll hide the evidence
  • 🌱 Spring cleanouts & "we let it go" yards
  • 🏡 Pre-party, pre-listing, pre–in-laws
Book the Cleanup

Multiple dogs? +$4/visit per pup after the first ($17.33/mo weekly · $8.67/mo EOW). Big or hillside spread? +$10/visit ($43.33/mo weekly · $21.67/mo EOW) — quoted honestly on the way in, never sprung on you later.

Included, every ride

The price is the whole standard.

None of this is an upsell. Every plan above — including the one-timer — gets the full procedure:

🗺️

The grid sweep

Fence line first, then corner-to-corner across the whole yard. Under the trampoline. Behind the shed. Every time.

🧤

Fresh bag per yard

A new bag opened at your gate, used only for your yard. Your dog's germs never carpool with anyone else's.

🚛

Haul-away, always

The sealed bag leaves on the truck — nothing baking in your bin until garbage day.

🔒

The gate guarantee

Latched, tugged, photographed — timestamped in your app. Ever left unlatched? That ride's free and so is the next one.

📸

The Report Card

Yard photo, gate photo, dog photo, and a handwritten note from the ride — landing on your phone before we leave the curb.

🩺

Health heads-up

We see your dog's output weekly — anything unusual gets a gentle flag, often before an owner would notice.

🧼

Sanitized between stops

Scooper, boots, and tools disinfected before the next yard. Parvo doesn't ride with us.

🦴

Treats, with permission

Allergies noted on your account. Scoop day becomes your dog's favorite day of the week.

📱

The app, free

Report Cards, ride alerts, streaks, direct messaging with your Cowboy, self-serve everything. See the app →

Stack the extras

Boosts, if you want 'em.

🌪️ Trail Freshener

+$7
per visit
+$30.33/mo weekly · +$15.17/mo EOW
  • Plant-based enzyme spray, applied right on the spots where waste sat
  • Breaks down odor — doesn't perfume over it
  • Pet-safe once dry, usually in minutes

💦 Patio Posse

+$6
per visit
+$26.00/mo weekly · +$13.00/mo EOW
  • Patio, deck & dog-run hosed clean after every scoop
  • The hangout spots stay as fresh as the lawn
  • Add or drop anytime in the app

⭐ Deputy Badge

FREE
at six months
  • 3D-printed QR name tag for every dog on the plan
  • One scan leads any finder straight home
  • Earned, not bought — loyalty hardware

How the bill works — plain and honest:

One flat monthly bill: your per-visit price × 52 rides a year (26 for EOW) ÷ 12 months. Weekly runs $73.67/mo, every-other-week $52.00/mo — the same number in a 4-ride month and a 5-ride month, billed monthly on your service-start date, same day every month. Your card isn't charged until your first ride — sign up today, pay nothing until we're actually scooping.

Skip a ride — or we miss one that's on us? The full visit value is credited to your next bill, automatically. Weather or a holiday push a ride? The Cowboy catches it next visit, double duty, no extra charge. Let the yard go 30+ days and we'll ask for a one-time catch-up clean ($79) before regular rides resume.

No contracts · cancel or pause anytime in the app · miss a spot and the Cowboy rides back within 24 hours, free.

Your yard deserves better roommates — Turd Cowboy

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