The Story
Every yard needs a Sheriff.
Out here on the Farmington frontier, there's a menace loose in the backyards — and one lawdog sworn to stop him. This is their story. It's also, technically, our business model.
The Hero
Sheriff Wyatt
The finest lawdog in Davis County. Rides with a scooper on his hip and a fresh bag in his pouch — one per yard, always, that's the code. Named for the greatest lawman of the Old West.
"On my badge and on my bone: no one steps in anything. Not on my watch."
Never misses a client yard. Ever. That's not marketing — that's the oath.
The Outlaw
Billy the Turd
The most wanted mess-maker in the territory. Gleeful, slippery, always one lawn ahead of the law. Leaves his calling card wherever dogs roam — and tips his hat when the Sheriff scoops him up.
"This ain't over, Sheriff. It'll NEVER be over."
Fun fact: Billy narrates his own legend. Read it in the storybook.
