Kids Corral

Little deputies welcome.

Turd Cowboy is a family outfit, and this corner of the ranch belongs to the kids. Print the sheets, play the game, take the oath. All free, no signup, no catch — just tell 'em Sheriff Wyatt sent you.

⭐ The Junior Deputy Club

Every founding yard's kids get sworn in: a printed Ballad of Billy the Turd, a Junior Deputy certificate with the official oath, and a standing mission to holler if Billy's been spotted. Print the certificate below and a grown-up can swear you in tonight.

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The activity sheets

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Sheriff's Word Roundup

10 hidden words. Across, down, and diagonal.

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Catch Billy — The Maze

Ride the trail to Billy's hideout before he squishes again.

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WANTED Poster

Draw YOUR dog — the outlaw behind all the evidence.

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Junior Deputy Certificate

The official oath. Grown-up swearing-in required.

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SCOOP RUSH 🤠

Billy's on a spree! Tap the falling mess before it hits the grass. 45 seconds. Sheriff Wyatt is counting on you.

Want the real storybook?

Read The Ballad of Billy the Turd free right here on the site — or get a printed copy free with any founding yard.

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