Where we're headed

Home range first. We prove a county completely before we touch the next one — a half-served route is worse than no route.

Next up

Salt Lake County

Highest demand outside our current lines. Route seeding underway.

Next up

Utah County

Provo/Orem/Lehi corridor. Big yards, big dogs, no premium operator.

On the map

Cache Valley

Logan and the north end. On the map, not on the calendar.

On the map

Boise, Idaho

First out-of-state look. Family ties and a market that fits.

Riding now

Davis · Weber · Morgan

Home range. Company-run, riding weekly.

How a new territory could work

We're deliberately not pretending to have this finished. Here are the three shapes it might take, and we'll be straight with you about which one fits.

Run a company route

You're on the crew. We own the trucks, the customers and the risk; you run a territory and get paid for it, with a path to route manager. Fastest way in, zero capital.

Partner on a market

A jointly-owned local operation — our brand, systems and software, your ground game and sweat. Shared ownership, shared upside. Best fit for people we already know and trust.

Franchise, eventually

A real franchise with a real disclosure document. That's a serious legal build and we won't fake it. When the playbook is proven across multiple counties, we'll do it properly.

Straight talk, because the law is specific here

This page is not a franchise offering. Turd Cowboy is not currently offering or selling franchises, and no franchise will be offered or sold until a Franchise Disclosure Document has been prepared and delivered in accordance with the FTC Franchise Rule and any applicable state law. We are not requesting or accepting any payment, deposit or fee.

Nothing on this page is a representation about the earnings, revenue or profits of any Turd Cowboy business. This form collects expressions of interest only — so that when there is something real to talk about, we know where to find you.