How it works

Three steps. Zero shovels (for you).

Get your instant quote

Tell us where you are, how many dogs run the place, and how often you want us. Your exact price shows on screen in under two minutes — no phone call, no salesman, no obligation.

We ride in

Same day each week. Every corner scooped into a fresh bag used only for your yard, fence line double-checked, waste hauled away, tools and boots sanitized between yards. Your yard never shares germs with anyone else's.

Gate pic + all clear

A photo of your latched gate AND a photo of your happy dog after every visit — sent to your phone, saved in the app. Treats for the pup if you've okayed it. That's it.

The standard

What "premium" actually means here.

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Proof, every visit

Gate photo + dog photo, timestamped, uploaded to your account. You never wonder if we came.

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Fresh bag per yard

Your dog's waste never touches another yard's. Tools sanitized between every stop.

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Pet-Safe Arrival Protocol

360° camera trucks and a six-step arrival procedure at every yard. See the protocol →

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Treats (with permission)

Your dog learns to love scoop day. Allergies noted on your account.

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Everything in the app

GPS tracking, on-the-way alerts, visit history, billing. See what's coming →

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The guarantee

Miss a spot? Tell us within 24 hours and the Cowboy rides back out free. No contracts, cancel anytime.

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The Sheriff's Report Card

Free, every visit: your technician eyeballs the evidence. Anything looks off — consistency, color, unwelcome wigglers — you get a heads-up note. We're not vets and it's not a diagnosis; it's a second set of eyes from the one person who sees your dog's business every week. Most owners never look. We always do.

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The Deputy Badge

Ride with us six months and every dog in your yard earns one: a 3D-printed Turd Cowboy badge tag with their name on the front and a custom QR on the back. If your deputy ever wanders, one phone scan connects the finder straight to you. Free. Earned, not bought.

Instant quote

See your price in seconds.

… founding yards left — free first cleanup · free storybook · price locked for life.

🐶 Tell us about the herd

How many dogs?

How often?

Yard size

YOUR PRICE

$17/visit

First dog included · First cleanup FREE

🎒 Load up your saddlebags

Optional extras — tap to add.

The Deodorizer Duster
Pet-safe enzyme yard freshen-up+$7/visit Patio Posse (Hose-Off)
Deck & patio rinse+$6/visit Front-Range Sweep
Front yard joins the route+$5/visit Sanitize & Sheriff-Clean
Kennel-grade disinfectant+$8/visit Doggie Playtime
15 min of fetch & belly rubs+$10/visit Treat Drop
A treat every visit, with your OKFREE

RUNNING TOTAL

$17/visit

🤠 Where do we ride?

First name *

Last name *

Street address *

City *

ZIP

Email *

Phone *

Text me alerts + my gate & dog photos (STOP anytime)

🏇 Brand your account

Dog name(s)

Temperament

Gate & access notes

Preferred start

Anything else?

✅ First cleanup FREE · ✅ Free storybook · ✅ Price locked for life · ✅ No contracts · ✅ 100% guarantee

No payment today. We'll text to confirm your route day and free first cleanup.

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Got questions, partner?

How much does it cost?

Weekly is $17/visit with your first dog included (+$4/visit per additional dog). Every-other-week $24, one-time deep clean $79. Tap the orange button below for your exact price.

Do I have to sign a contract?

Never. Cancel anytime. We earn it every visit.

Do I need to be home?

Nope — we just need yard access. You get an on-the-way alert and a gate + dog photo when we're done.

Is the first cleanup really free?

Yes — free with any founding recurring signup, plus a free printed storybook and your price locked for life.

What about winter?

Dogs go year-round, so we do too. Severe weather may shift a visit — we catch everything next ride.

All FAQs → · Contact · howdy@turdcowboy.com