Tell us where you are, how many dogs run the place, and pick your plan. Your exact price shows on screen in seconds — no haggling, no home visit, no sales call.
Same day each week, every corner scooped into a fresh bag used only for your yard. Fence line double-checked, waste hauled away, boots and tools sanitized between stops.
A photo of your latched gate and your happy dog land on your phone when we're done. Treats for the pup if you've okayed it, gate locked behind us. That's the whole job.
First ride: we'd love you there. Show us the yard, introduce the dogs, confirm the gate plan. We deliberately schedule an extra ten minutes on the first couple of visits to spend around you and your pups — dogs remember us, and every ride after runs perfectly.
The next visit or two: if you'd like your dogs outside while we work, you're welcome to be there too. We love dogs — we just want introductions done right before we're alone together in the yard.
Every ride: your on-the-way text is the cue to bring dogs inside. Can't? If your pup is friendly and won't jump incessantly, they're fine to stay out. Shy, feisty, or protective dogs should be secured — and tell us about any bite history up front.
Before your first ride you'll get your personal portal link by text — plan, skips, gate notes, and dog profiles, all self-serve. Portal links roll out as routes are confirmed.

Gate photo + dog photo, timestamped and saved to your account after every single visit. You never wonder if we came.

One bag per yard, every time — your dog's waste never touches another property's. Tools sanitized between stops.

360° camera trucks and a six-step arrival procedure at every gate, every visit. Your dog's safety runs the schedule.

With your OK, a treat on every visit — allergies noted right on your account. Your dog learns to love scoop day.

GPS tracking, on-the-way alerts, visit history, photos, and billing — all in one place — no clunky third-party portal.

Miss a spot? Say the word within 24 hours and the Cowboy rides back out free. No contracts — cancel any time.

Free on every visit: a second set of eyes on your dog's health signals, with a heads-up note if anything looks off.

Six months in the posse earns each dog a 3D-printed QR name tag — one scan leads any finder straight back to you.
"We scoop the poop" undersells it. Here's the whole procedure, in order, every visit:
Fence line first, then a corner-to-corner walking grid across the whole yard — under the trampoline, along the garden edges, behind the shed. Shade and long grass hide evidence; the pattern doesn't miss.
A brand-new bag opened at your gate, used only for your yard, double-tied when we're done. Your dog's waste never shares a bag with another property's — that's a hygiene rule, not a nicety.
Nothing goes in your trash can. The sealed bag leaves with the truck, every time — no surprise in your bin on a hot Tuesday, no smell hanging around until garbage day.
Scooper, boots, and tools get a disinfectant treatment before the next yard. Parvo and giardia travel on equipment — ours doesn't carry passengers.
Optional add-on: a plant-based enzyme deodorizer sprayed right on the spots where waste sat. It breaks down the odor compounds at the source instead of perfuming over them — and it's pet-safe once dry, usually within minutes.
Optional add-on: patio, deck, and dog-run hosed clean after every scoop, so the hangout spots stay as fresh as the lawn.
About what we spray: everything we apply is chosen dog-first — plant-based enzymatic deodorizers, applied only where waste sat, never on garden beds or edibles, and safe for paws once dry. Got a sensitive pup or a chemical-free preference? Note it on your account and we skip the spray entirely. Transparency is the policy: ask us what's in the tank any time and we'll tell you.
The first service we hired wouldn't enter the yard with our own dog in it. She lives there. We built a company that treats your dog like the client, not an obstacle.
The second one "finished" a quarter-acre in the time it takes to microwave a burrito. Our grid sweep exists because we've seen what a lap-and-dash leaves behind.
The last straw: a gate left unlatched behind a crew that was already three houses down. Nothing bad happened that day. It so easily could have. We photograph every latch because of it.
Every ride ends the same way: latch closed, latch tugged, latch photographed — timestamped in your app before we leave. If your gate is ever left unlatched after a Turd Cowboy visit, that visit is free and your next one is too. No forms, no fine print, no argument.
We can make that promise because we've kept it on every ride since ride one. The photos are the receipts.
We built our own client app in-house — not a white-label portal, ours — because proof and communication are the product. Every client gets it free, installed on your phone like any app:
After every ride: a yard photo, a gate photo, and a note written by the human who was actually there — how the yard looked, how your dog greeted us, anything worth flagging. It reads like a postcard, because it basically is one.
We see your dog's output weekly, which makes us an accidental early-warning system. Anything unusual gets a gentle flag in your Report Card — often before an owner would ever notice. Free, standard, every visit.
Every consecutive clean ride is on the record — "14 rides, zero evidence." It's a little thing. It's also weirdly satisfying. Billy hasn't touched your yard since, and the app proves it.
Gate code changed? Dog sitter this week? Message straight from the app to the person who rides your yard — with push alerts both ways. No ticket numbers, no hold music, no call center in another state.
Push notifications when your ride is done and your Report Card lands — the "BANDIT CAUGHT" alert has become people's favorite notification of the week.
Skip a visit, pause for vacation, change your plan, add the Trail Freshener, update your card — all self-serve, all instant. And login is a magic link to your email: no passwords to forget, nothing to leak.
Routes opening across Davis, Weber & Morgan County · first rides mid-August · first cleanup FREE with our back to school program · no contracts.
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