In the works

Your yard, in your pocket.

BUILT IN-HOUSE · COMING TO FOUNDING YARDS FIRST

We're not a franchise running someone else's software. We build our own — and the Turd Cowboy app is being built right now, by the same hands that scoop the yards.

No mystery visits, no "did they come today?" texts to your neighbor. When the truck rolls, you'll know. When the gate latches, you'll see it.

Founding yards get first access, free, when it ships. One more reason to claim early.

Claim a Founding Yard

🤠 Turd Cowboy
🛰️ The Cowboy is 2 stops awayTie up the dogs, partner — ETA 12 min.
📸 Yard cleared — gate latchedToday 10:42 AM · 2 photos attached
💳 Subscription renewedWeekly plan · next visit Thursday
⭐ Streak: 12 clean weeksBilly hasn't touched your yard since April.
What it does

Everything you'd want to know, without asking.

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GPS route tracking

See the truck on the map on scoop day. Know when we're close — no more guessing, no more gate surprises.

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Photo uploads

Gate pics and yard photos land in the app, every visit, timestamped. Your proof-of-clean, forever.

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In-app notifications

On-the-way alerts, done-and-latched confirmations, weather delays — straight to your phone, not buried in texts.

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Subscription management

Change plans, add a dog, skip a week, update payment — yourself, in seconds, no phone call required.

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Real-time account visibility

Visit history, invoices, next scheduled ride — your whole account, live, any time you want to look.

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Sheriff's Report Card

Health heads-ups land right in the app — a note from your technician the moment something in the yard looks off.

Deputy Badge manager

Your dog's QR badge profile lives here — update your contact info anytime and every badge already out in the world updates with it.

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Pet-Safe Arrival Protocol

Our trucks carry 360° camera visibility, and every visit follows our six-step Pet-Safe Arrival Protocol — slow entry, camera check, walk-around, no reversing near animals, arrival alerts, gate confirmed closed. High-tech trucks. Old-fashioned care for your animals.