The App — Turd Cowboy | iOS & Android Coming Soon
The App

Most scoopers send an invoice.
Yours sends a story.

We're not a franchise renting someone else's software — we built our own client app, in-house, by the same hands that scoop the yards. A push hits your lock screen when your Cowboy saddles up, the Report Card lands the minute your yard's clear, and every gate latch is photographed on the way out.

It ships free with every plan. No passwords, ever — your login is a magic link.

Ride the live demo 🤠 Claim your yard

The demo is the real app, live in the browser — poke every tab.

Turd Cowboy lock screen notification — your Cowboy is on his way, 2 homes ahead
What's inside

Five tabs. Zero mystery.

The app home tab — next ride, last ride note, and the streak

The Home tab

Your next ride, your Cowboy's last note, and The Streak — "14 rides, zero evidence." Every clean pass goes on the record. Weirdly satisfying. Deeply official.

Visits tab — Report Cards with yard photos, gate photos, and ride notes

Report Cards, every ride

Yard photo, gate photo, and a note written by the human who was actually there. The No-Gate-Unlatched Guarantee lives here: every latch photographed and timestamped. The photos are the receipts.

Message your Cowboy directly from the app

Text right from the saddle

Gate code changed? Sitter this week? Straight line to the person who rides your yard — push alerts both ways, no call center, no hold music.

Account tab — skip, pause, change plans, and manage billing yourself

You hold the reins

Skip a visit, pause the ride, change plans, add the Trail Freshener, swap your card — self-serve and instant. Changes hit your very next ride.

The Ranch tab — meet the Cowboy on your route, background checked and insured

Meet your Cowboy

See exactly who rides your route — background checked, insured, and probably better with your dog than your in-laws are. Put a face to the service.

Every platform

Riding into both app stores.

The web app is live today — it installs to your home screen like any app and rides identical on iPhone and Android. Native iOS and Android apps are in the barn now, coming soon to both stores.

Coming soonDownload on the App Store — coming soon Coming soonGet it on Google Play — coming soon

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Turd Cowboy ride alert on an iPhone lock screen