You Love Your Dog — Here's Proof (and the One Chore to Hand Off) | Turd Cowboy
For the good ones — which is all of them

You already do so much for them.

A dog and their person, clearly obsessed with each other

Walks. Vet visits. The good food. Training treats in every jacket pocket. You show up for your dog every single day — so here's some help with the whole list, and the one thing you can stop doing entirely.

🦮 Walks & exercise

The daily contract. You keep it in July heat and January ice.

  • Let them sniff. A 20-minute "sniffari" where the nose sets the pace tires a dog out more than a fast mile. Smell is their front page.
  • Utah summers: the 7-second test. Back of your hand on the pavement — if you can't hold it 7 seconds, it's too hot for paws. Walk before 10 or after sunset.
  • Utah winters: rinse paws after icy sidewalks — ice-melt salt stings and gets licked off. A shallow pan of warm water by the door does it.

💧 Food & water

You read the ingredient panel. The dog would eat a shoe.

  • Ribs felt, not seen. Run your hands along their sides weekly — that's a better weight check than any chart.
  • Switch foods over 7 days, old-to-new ratio shifting a little each day. Sudden swaps are the #1 cause of avoidable stomach trouble (and avoidable yard cleanup).
  • Treats count. Keep them under about 10% of daily calories — break big ones in half; dogs count treats, not ounces.

🛁 Grooming

The fur is on the couch either way. You fight the good fight.

  • Brush by coat, not by calendar: double coats (huskies, shepherds, labs) need 2–3x a week; short single coats do fine with weekly.
  • Nail check: if you hear clicking on the kitchen floor, they're due. Trim a sliver often beats a big cut rarely.
  • Once a month, flip an ear and take a sniff — sour smell or redness is a vet call before it's an infection.

🩺 Vet care & prevention

Nobody loves the bill. Everybody loves the extra years.

  • Annual exam for adults, twice a year for seniors — dogs age fast enough that yearly is like us going every 5.
  • Parasite prevention year-round, not just summer. Roundworm, hookworm, and Giardia ride along in dog waste (the CDC's words, not ours) — half the reason pickup matters at all, especially where kids play.
  • Microchip reality check: a chip with an outdated phone number is a paperweight. Two minutes on the registry site fixes it.

🎓 Training & manners

Every "sit" you taught took forty tries. Worth it.

  • Five minutes daily beats an hour on Sunday. Dogs learn in reps, not marathons.
  • Pay on time: the reward has to land within a second or two of the good thing, or you're rewarding whatever happened next.
  • One skill at a time until it's boring — then add distractions. Boring is what mastered looks like.

🧠 Enrichment

A bored dog invents a job. You won't like the job.

  • Scatter-feed one meal a week in the grass or a snuffle mat — ten minutes of nose work tires them like a long walk.
  • Rotate toys weekly. A toy that vanishes for two weeks comes back brand new. Novelty is free.
  • Let them shred (a cardboard box, supervised). Destruction is enrichment when you pick what dies.

💩 Scooping the yard

The one chore with nothing in it for either of you. No bonding. No training. No tail wags. Just the part you dread — and the part that keeps roundworm and friends in the grass where the kids play.

That one's ours now. 🤠

You raise the dog. We wrangle the rest.

Every week we ride in, sweep every last landmine out of your yard, latch the gate, and text you the photo proof. You get the safe grass, the free weekend, and all the parts of dog ownership that actually feel like love.

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The Good Dog Owner's Weekly Checklist

Stick it on the fridge. You're already doing most of it.

🐕 The Weekly Ride — week of ________

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  • ☐ Fresh water daily (bowl actually washed, not topped off)
  • ☐ A real walk or sniffari every day
  • ☐ 5 minutes of training x 5 days
  • ☐ Brush-out (2–3x for double coats)
  • ☐ Toy rotation — two out, two in
  • ☐ One scatter-fed meal or snuffle session
  • ☐ Nail click-check on the kitchen floor
  • ☐ Ear flip & sniff (monthly)
  • ☑ Yard scooped — handled by Turd Cowboy (or you, partner 🤠)

Ready for a yard — and a weekend — that’s yours again?

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